A synthetic gemstone the size of a Coke can falls through silent
darkness. The night is quiet as the grave, colder than midwinter on
Pluto. Gossamer sails as fine as soap bubbles droop, the gust of
sapphire laser light that inflated them long since darkened. Ancient
starlight picks out the outline of a huge planetlike body beneath the
jewel-and-cobweb corpse of the starwhisp.
Eight Earth years have passed since the good ship Field Circus slipped
into close orbit around the frigid brown dwarf Hyundai +4904/[-56].
Five years have gone by since the launch lasers of the Ring Imperium
shut down without warning, stranding the light-sail-powered craft
three light-years from home. There has been no response from the
router, the strange alien artifact in orbit around the brown dwarf,
since the crew of the starwhisp uploaded themselves through its
strange quantum entanglement interface for transmission to whatever
alien network it connects to. In fact, nothing happens; nothing save
the slow trickle of seconds, as a watchdog timer counts down the
moments remaining until it is due to resurrect stored snapshots of the
crew, on the assumption that their uploaded copies are beyond help.
Meanwhile, outside the light cone -
*
Amber jolts into wakefulness, as if from a nightmare. She sits bolt
upright, a thin sheet falling from her chest; air circulating around
her back chills her rapidly, cold sweat evaporating. She mutters
aloud, unable to subvocalize, “Where am I - oh. A bedroom. How did I
get here?” Mumble. “Oh, I see.” Her eyes widen in horror. “It’s not a
dream …”
“Greetings, human Amber,” says a ghost-voice that seems to come from
nowhere: “I see you are awake. Would you like anything?”
Amber rubs her eyes tiredly. Leaning against the bedstead, she glances
around cautiously. She takes in a bedside mirror, her reflection in
it: a young woman, gaunt in the manner of those whose genome bears the
p53 calorie-restriction hack, she has disheveled blonde hair and dark
eyes. She could pass for a dancer or a soldier; not, perhaps, a queen.
“What’s going on? Where am I? Who are you, and what am I doing in your
head?”
Her eyes narrow. Analytical intellect comes to the fore as she takes
stock of her surroundings. “The router,” she mutters. Structures of
strange matter orbit a brown dwarf scant light-years from Earth. “How
long ago did we come through?” Glancing round, she sees a room walled
in slabs of close-fitting stone. A window bay is recessed into them,
after the style of the Crusader castles many centuries in the past,
but there’s no glass in it - just a blank white screen. The only
furniture in the room, besides a Persian carpet on the cold
flagstones, is the bed she sits upon. She’s reminded of a scene from
an old movie, Kubrick’s enigma; this whole set-up has got to be
deliberate, and it isn’t funny.
“I’m waiting,” she announces, and leans back against the headboard.
“According to our records this reaction indicates that you are now
fully self-aware,” says the ghost. “This is good. You have not been
conscious for a very long time. Explanations will be complex and
discursive. Can I offer you refreshments? What would you like?”
“Coffee, if you have it. Bread and hummus. Something to wear.” Amber
crosses her arms, abruptly self-conscious. “I’d prefer to have
management ackles to this universe, though. As realities go, it’s a
bit lacking in creature comforts.” Which isn’t entirely true - it
seems to have a comprehensive, human-friendly biophysics model, it’s
not just a jumped-up first-person shooter. Her eyes focus on her left
forearm, where tanned skin and a puckered dime of scar tissue record a
youthful accident with a pressure seal in Jovian orbit. Amber freezes
for a moment. Her lips move in silence, but she’s locked into place in
this universe, unable to split or conjoin nested realities just by
calling subroutines that have been spliced into the corners of her
mind since she was a teenager. Finally, she asks, “How long have I
been dead?”
“Longer than you were alive, by orders of magnitude,” says the ghost.
A tray laden with pita breads, hummus, and olives congeals from the
air above her bed, and a wardrobe appears at one side of the room. “I
can begin the explanation now or wait for you to finish eating. Which
would you prefer?”
Amber glances about again, then fixes on the white screen in the
window bay. “Give it to me right now. I can take it,” she says,
quietly bitter. “I like to understand my mistakes as soon as
possible.”
“We-us can tell that you are a human of determination,” says the
ghost, a hint of pride entering its voice. “That is a good thing,
Amber. You will need all of your resolve if you are going to survive
here …”
*
It is the time of repentance in a temple beside a tower that looms
above a dry plain, and the thoughts of the priest who lives in the
tower are tinged with regret. It is Ashura, the tenth day of Muhurram,
according to a realtime clock still tuned to the pace of a different
era: the one thousand, three hundred and fortieth anniversary of the
martyrdom of the Third Imam, the Sayyid ash-Shuhada.
The priest of the tower has spent an indefinite time in prayer, locked
in an eternal moment of meditation and recitation. Now, as the vast
red sun drifts close to the horizon of the infinite desert, his
thoughts drift toward the present. Ashura is a very special day, a day
of atonement for collective guilt, evil committed through inactivity;
but it is in Sadeq’s nature to look outwards toward the future. This
is, he knows, a failing - but also characteristic of his generation.
That’s the generation of the Shi’ite clergy that reacted to the
excesses of the previous century, the generation that withdrew the
ulama from temporal power, retreated from the velyat i-faqih of
Khomenei and his successors, left government to the people, and began
to engage fully with the paradoxes of modernity. Sadeq’s focus, his
driving obsession in theology, is a program of reappraisal of
eschatology and cosmology. Here in a tower of white sun-baked clay, on
an endless plain that exists only in the imaginary spaces of a
starship the size of a soft drink can, the priest spends his processor
cycles in contemplation of one of the most vicious problems ever to
confront a mujtahid - the Fermi paradox.
(Enrico Fermi was eating his lunch one day, and his colleagues were
discussing the possibility that sophisticated civilizations might
populate other worlds. “Yes,” he said, “but if this is so, why haven’t
they already come visiting?”)
Sadeq finishes his evening devotions in near silence, then stands,
stretches as is his wont, and leaves the small and lonely courtyard at
the base of the tower. The gate - a wrought-iron gate, warmed by
sunlight - squeals slightly as he opens it. Glancing at the upper
hinge, he frowns, willing it clean and whole. The underlying physics
model acknowledges his access controls: a thin rim of red around the
pin turns silvery-fresh, and the squeaking ceases. Closing the gate
behind him, Sadeq enters the tower.
He climbs with a heavy, even tread a spiral staircase snaking ever
upward above him. Narrow slit-windows line the outer wall of the
staircase. Through each of them he sees a different world. Out there,
nightfall in the month of Ramadan. And through the next, green misty
skies and a horizon too close by far. Sadeq carefully avoids thinking
about the implications of this manifold space. Coming from prayer,
from a sense of the sacred, he doesn’t want to lose his proximity to
his faith. He’s far enough from home as it is, and there is much to
consider. He is surrounded by strange and curious ideas, all but lost
in a corrosive desert of faith.
At the top of the staircase, Sadeq comes to a door of aged wood bound
in iron. It doesn’t belong here: It’s a cultural and architectural
anomaly. The handle is a loop of black metal. Sadeq regards it as if
it’s the head of an asp, poised to sting. Nevertheless, he reaches out
and turns the handle, steps across the threshold into a palace out of
fantasy.
None of this is real, he reminds himself. It’s no more real than an
illusion conjured by one of the jinni of the thousand nights and one
night. Nevertheless, he can’t save himself from smiling at the scene -
a sardonic smile of self-deprecating humor, tempered by frustration.
Sadeq’s captors have stolen his soul and locked it - him - in a very
strange prison, a temple with a tower that rises all the way to
Paradise. It’s the whole classical litany of medievalist desires,
distilled from fifteen hundred years of literature. Colonnaded
courtyards, cool pools lined with rich mosaics, rooms filled with
every imaginable dumb matter luxury, endless banquets awaiting his
appetite - and dozens of beautiful un-women, eager to fulfill his
every fantasy. Sadeq, being human, has fantasies by the dozen, but he
doesn’t dare permit himself to succumb to temptation. I’m not dead, he
reasons. Therefore, how can I be in Paradise? Therefore, this must be
a false paradise, a temptation sent to lead me astray. Probably.
Unless I am dead, because Allah, peace be unto him, considers a human
soul separated from its body to be dead. But if that’s so, isn’t
uploading a sin? In which case, this can’t be Paradise because I am a
sinner. Besides which, this whole setup is so puerile!
Sadeq has always been inclined to philosophical inquiry, and his
vision of the afterlife is more cerebral than most, involving ideas as
questionable within the framework of Islam as those of Teilhard de
Chardin were to the twentieth-century Catholic church. If there’s one
key indicator of a false paradise in his eschatology, it’s
two-and-seventy brainlessly beautiful houris waiting to do his
bidding. So it follows that he can’t really be dead …
The whole question of reality is so vexing that Sadeq does what he
does every night. He strides heedlessly across priceless works of art,
barging hastily through courtyards and passageways, ignoring niches in
which nearly naked supermodels lie with their legs apart, climbing
stairs - until he comes to a small unfurnished room with a single high
window in one wall. There he sits on the floor, legs crossed,
meditating; not in prayer, but in a more tightly focused
ratiocination. Every false night (for there is no way to know how fast
time is passing, outside this cyberspace pocket), Sadeq sits and
thinks, grappling with Descartes’s demon in the solitude of his own
mind. And the question he asks himself every night is the same: Can I
tell if this is the true hell? And if it is not, how can I escape?
*
The ghost tells Amber that she has been dead for just under a third of
a million years. She has been reinstantiated from storage - and has
died again - many times in the intervening period, but she has no
memory of this; she is a fork from the main bough, and the other
branches expired in lonely isolation.
The business of resurrection does not, in and of itself, distress
Amber unduly. Born in the post-Moravec era, she merely finds some
aspects of the ghost’s description dissatisfyingly incomplete. It’s
like saying she was drugged and brought hither without stating whether
by plane, train, or automobile.
She doesn’t have a problem with the ghost’s assertion that she is
nowhere near Earth - indeed, that she is approximately eighty thousand
light-years away. When she and the others took the risk of uploading
themselves through the router they found in orbit around Hyundai
+4904/[-56] they’d understood that they could end up anywhere or
nowhere. But the idea that she’s still within the light cone of her
departure strikes her as dubious. The original SETI broadcast strongly
implied that the router is part of a network of self-replicating
instantaneous communicators, spawning and spreading between the cold
brown dwarf stars that litter the galaxy. She’d somehow expected to be
much farther from home by now.
Somewhat more disturbing is the ghost’s assertion that the human
genotype has rendered itself extinct at least twice, that its home
planet is unknown, and that Amber is nearly the only human left in the
public archives. At this point, she interrupts. “I hardly see what
this has to do with me!” Then she blows across her coffee glass,
trying to cool the contents. “I’m dead,” she explains, with an
undertone of knowing sarcasm in her voice. “Remember? I just got here.
A thousand seconds ago, subjective time, I was in the control node of
a starship, discussing what to do with the router we were in orbit
around. We agreed to send ourselves through it, as a trade mission.
Then I woke up in bed here in the umpty-zillionth century, wherever
and whatever here is. Without access to any reality ackles or
augmentation, I can’t even tell whether this is real or an embedded
simulation. You’re going to have to explain why you need an old
version of me before I can make sense of my situation - and I can tell
you, I’m not going to help you until I know who you are. And speaking
of that, what about the others? Where are they? I wasn’t the only one,
you know?”
The ghost freezes in place for a moment, and Amber feels a watery rush
of terror: Have I gone too far? she wonders.
“There has been an unfortunate accident,” the ghost announces
portentously. It morphs from a translucent copy of Amber’s own body
into the outline of a human skeleton, elaborate bony extensions
simulating an osteosarcoma of more-than-lethal proportions.
“Consensus-we believe that you are best positioned to remediate the
situation. This applies within the demilitarized zone.”
“Demilitarized?” Amber shakes her head, pauses to sip her coffee.
“What do you mean? What is this place?”
The ghost flickers again, adopting an abstract rotating hypercube as
its avatar. “This space we occupy is a manifold adjacent to the
demilitarized zone. The demilitarized zone is a space outside our core
reality, itself exposed to entities that cross freely through our
firewall, journeying to and from the network outside. We-us use the
DMZ to establish the informational value of migrant entities, sapient
currency units and the like. We-us banked you upon arrival against
future options trades in human species futures.”
“Currency!” Amber doesn’t know whether to be amused or horrified -
both reactions seem appropriate. “Is that how you treat all your
visitors?”
The ghost ignores her question. “There is a runaway semiotic excursion
under way in the zone. We-us believe only you can fix it. If you agree
to do, so we will exchange value, pay, reward cooperation, expedite
remuneration, manumit, repatriate.”
Amber drains her coffee cup. “Have you ever entered into economic
interactions with me, or humans like me, before?” she asks. “If not,
why should I trust you? If so, why have you revived me? Are there any
more experienced instances of myself running around here?” She raises
a skeptical eyebrow at the ghost. “This looks like the start of an
abusive relationship.”
The ghost continues to sidestep her attempts to work out where she
stands. It flickers into transparency, grows into a hazy window on a
landscape of impossible shapes. Clouds sprouting trees drift above a
landscape of green, egg-curved hills and cheesecake castles. “Nature
of excursion: alien intelligence is loose in the DMZ,” it asserts.
“Alien is applying invalid semiotics to complex structures designed to
sustain trade. You know this alien, Amber. We require solution. Slay
the monster, we will give you line of credit. Your own reality to
control, insight into trade arrangements, augmented senses, ability to
travel. Can even upgrade you to you-we consensus, if desired.”
“This monster.” Amber leans forward, staring into the window eagerly.
She’s half-minded to ignore what she feels is a spurious offer; it
doesn’t sound too appetizing. Upgrade me to a ghost fragment of an
alien group mind? she wonders dismissively. “What is this alien?” She
feels blind and unsure, stripped of her ability to spawn threads of
herself to pursue complex inferences. “Is it part of the Wunch?”
“Datum unknown. It-them came with you,” says the ghost. “Accidentally
reactivated some seconds since now. It runs amok in the demilitarized
zone. Help us, Amber. Save our hub, or we will be cut off from the
network. If that happens, you will die with we-us. Save us …”
*
A single memory belonging to someone else unwinds, faster than a
guided missile and far more deadly.
Amber, aged eleven, is a gawky, long-limbed child loose on the
streets of Hong Kong, a yokel tourist viewing the hot core of the
Middle Kingdom. This is her first and final vacation before the
Franklin Trust straps her inside the payload pod of a Shenzhou
spaceplane and blasts her into orbit from Xinkiang. She’s free for
the time being, albeit mortgaged to the tune of several million
euros; she’s a little taikonaut to be, ready to work for the long
years in Jupiter orbit it will take her to pay off the
self-propelled options web that owns her. It’s not exactly slavery:
Thanks to Dad’s corporate shell game she doesn’t have to worry
about Mom chasing her, trying to return her to the posthuman prison
of growing up just like an old-fashioned little girl. And now she’s
got a bit of pocket money, and a room in the Hilton, and her own
personal Franklin remote to keep her company, she’s decided she’s
gonna do that eighteenth-century-enlightenment tourist shit and do
it right.
Because this is her last day at liberty in the randomly evolved
biosphere.
China is where things are at in this decade, hot and dense and full
of draconian punishments for the obsolescent. Nationalist fervor to
catch up with the west has been replaced by consumerist fervor to
own the latest fad gadgets; the most picturesque tourist souvenirs
from the quaintly old-fashioned streets of America; the fastest,
hottest, smartest, upgrades for body and soul. Hong Kong is hotter
and faster than just about anywhere else in China, or in the whole
damn world for that matter. This is a place where tourists from
Tokyo gawp, cowed and future-shocked by the glamour of
high-technology living.
Walking along Jardine’s Bazaar - More like Jardine’s bizarre, she
thinks - exposes Amber to a blast of humid noise. Geodesic domes
sprout like skeletal mushrooms from the glass-and-chrome roofs of
the expensive shopping malls and luxury hotels, threatening to
float away on the hot sea breeze. There are no airliners roaring in
and out of Kai Tak anymore, no burnished aluminum storm clouds to
rain round-eyed passengers on the shopping malls and fish markets
of Kowloon and the New Territories. In these tense later days of
the War Against Unreason, impossible new shapes move in the sky;
Amber gapes upward as a Shenyang F-30 climbs at a near-vertical
angle, a mess of incomprehensibly curved flight surfaces vanishing
to a perspective point that defies radar as well as eyeballs. The
Chinese - fighter? missile platform? supercomputer? - is heading
out over the South China Sea to join the endless patrol that
reassures the capitalist world that it is being guarded from the
Hosts of Denial, the Trouble out of Wa’hab.
For the moment, she’s merely a precocious human child. Amber’s
subconscious is off-lined by the presence of forceful infowar
daemons, the Chinese government censorbots suppressing her
cognition of their deadliest weapons. And in the seconds while her
mind is as empty as a sucked egg, a thin-faced man with blue hair
shoves her in the small of her back and snatches at her shoulder
bag.
“Hey!” she yells, stumbling. Her mind’s a blur, optics refusing to
respond and grab a biometric model of her assailant. It’s the
frozen moment, the dead zone when on-line coverage fails, and the
thief is running away before she can catch her balance or try to
give chase. Plus, with her extensions off-line she doesn’t know how
to yell “stop, thief!” in Cantonese.
Seconds later, the fighter is out of visual range and the state
censorship field lets up. “Get him, you bastards!” she screams, but
the curious shoppers simply stare at the rude foreign child: An
elderly woman brandishes a disposable phonecam at her and screeches
something back. Amber picks up her feet and runs. Already she can
feel the subsonics from her luggage growling at her guts - it’s
going to make a scene if she doesn’t catch up in time. Shoppers
scatter, a woman with a baby carriage almost running her down in
her panic to get away from it.
By the time Amber reaches her terrified shoulder bag, the thief has
disappeared: She has to spend almost a minute petting the scared
luggage before it stops screeching and retracts its spines enough
for her to pick it up. And by that time there’s a robocop in
attendance. “Identify yourself,” it rasps in synthetic English.
Amber stares at her bag in horror: There’s a huge gash in the side,
and it’s far too light. It’s gone, she thinks, despairingly. He
stole it. “Help,” she says faintly, holding up her bag for the
distant policeman looking through the robot’s eyes. “Been stolen.”
“What item missing?” asks the robot.
“My Hello Kitty,” she says, batting her eyelashes, mendacity
full-on at maximum utilization, prodding her conscience into
submission, warning of dire consequences should the police discover
the true nature of her pet cat. “My kitten’s been stolen! Can you
help me?”
“Certainly,” says the cop, resting a reassuring hand on her
shoulder - a hand that turns into a steel armband, as it pushes her
into a van and notifies her in formally stilted language that she
is under arrest on suspicion of shoplifting and will be required to
produce certificates of authenticity and a fully compliant
ownership audit for all items in her possession if she wants to
prove her innocence.
By the time Amber’s meatbrain realizes that she is being politely
arrested, some of her external threads have already started yelling
for help and her m-commerce trackers have identified the station
she’s being taken to by way of click-thru trails and an obliging
software license manager. They spawn agents to go notify the
Franklin trustees, Amnesty International, the Space and Freedom
Party, and her father’s lawyers. As she’s being booked into a
cerise-and-turquoise juvenile offenders holding room by a
middle-aged policewoman, the phones on the front desk are already
ringing with inquiries from attorneys, fast-food vendors, and a
particularly on-the-ball celebrity magazine that’s been tracking
her father’s connections. “Can you help me get my cat back?” she
asks the policewoman earnestly.
“Name,” the officer reads, eyes flickering from the simultaneous
translation. “To please wax your identity stiffly.”
“My cat has been stolen,” Amber insists.
“Your cat?” The cop looks perplexed, then exasperated. Dealing with
foreign teenagers who answer questions with gibberish isn’t in her
repertoire. “We are asking your name?”
“No,” says Amber. “It’s my cat. It has been stolen. My cat has been
stolen.”
“Aha! Your papers, please?”
“Papers?” Amber is growing increasingly worried. She can’t feel the
outside world; there’s a Faraday cage wrapped around the holding
cell, and it’s claustrophobically quiet inside. “I want my cat!
Now!”
The cop snaps her fingers, then reaches into her own pocket and
produces an ID card, which she points to insistently. “Papers,” she
repeats. “Or else.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Amber wails.
The cop stares at her oddly. “Wait.” She rises and leaves, and a
minute later, returns with a thin-faced man in a business suit and
wire-rimmed glasses that glow faintly.
“You are making a scene,” he says, rudely and abruptly. “What is
your name? Tell me truthfully, or you’ll spend the night here.”
Amber bursts into tears. “My cat’s been stolen,” she chokes out.
The detective and the cop obviously don’t know how to deal with
this scene; it’s freaking them out, with its overtones of emotional
messiness and sinister diplomatic entanglement. “You wait here,”
they say, and back out of the cell, leaving her alone with a
plastic animatronic koala and a cheap Lebanese coffee machine.
The implications of her loss - of Aineko’s abduction - are sinking
in, finally, and Amber is weeping loudly and hopelessly. It’s hard
to deal with bereavement and betrayal at any age, and the cat has
been her wisecracking companion and consolation for a year, the
rock of certainty that gave her the strength to break free from her
crazy mother. To lose her cat to a body shop in Hong Kong, where
she will probably be cut up for spare circuitry or turned into soup
is too horrible to contemplate. Filled with despair and hopeless
anguish, Amber howls at the interrogation room walls while outside,
trapped threads of her consciousness search for backups to
synchronize with.
But after an hour, just as she’s quieting down into a slough of raw
despair, there’s a knock - a knock! - at the door. An inquisitive
head pops in. “Please to come with us?” It’s the female cop with
the bad translationware. She takes in Amber’s sobbing and tuts
under her breath, but as Amber stands up and shambles toward her,
she pulls back.
At the front desk of a cubicle farm full of police bureaucrats in
various states of telepresence, the detective is waiting with a
damp cardboard box wrapped in twine. “Please identify,” he asks,
snipping the string.
Amber shakes her head, dizzy with the flow of threads homing in to
synchronize their memories with her. “Is it -” she begins to ask as
the lid comes apart, wet pulp disintegrating. A triangular head
pops up, curiously, sniffing the air. Bubbles blow from
brown-furred nostrils. “What took you so long?” asks the cat, as
she reaches into the box and picks her up, fur wet and matted with
seawater.
*
“If you want me to go fix your alien, for starters I want you to give
me reality alteration privileges,” says Amber. “Then I want you to
find the latest instances of everyone who came here with me - round up
the usual suspects - and give them root privileges, too. Then we’ll
want access to the other embedded universes in the DMZ. Finally, I
want guns. Lots of guns.”
“That may be difficult,” says the ghost. “Many other humans reached
halting state long since. Is at least one other still alive, but not
accessible for duration of eschatological experiment in progress. Not
all were recorded with version control engine; others were-is lost in
DMZ. We-are can provide you with extreme access to the demilitarized
zone, but query the need for kinetic energy weapons.”
Amber sighs. “You guys really are media illiterates, aren’t you?” She
stands up and stretches, feeling a facsimile of sleep’s enervation
leaching from her muscles. “I’ll also need my -” it’s on the tip of
her tongue: There’s something missing. “Hang on. There’s something
I’ve forgotten.” Something important, she thinks, puzzled. Something
that used to be around all the time that would … know? … purr? …
help? “Never mind,” she hears her lips say. “This other human. I
really want her. Non-negotiable. All right?”
“That may be difficult,” repeats the ghost. “Entity is looping in a
recursively confined universe.”
“Eh?” Amber blinks at it. “Would you mind rephrasing that? Or
illustrating?”
“Illustration:” The ghost folds the air in the room into a glowing
ball of plasma, shaped like a Klein bottle. Amber’s eyes cross as she
looks at it. “Closest reference from human historical database is
Descartes’s demon. This entity has retreated within a closed space,
but is now unsure whether it is objectively real or not. In any event,
it refuses to interact.”
“Well, can you get me into that space?” asks Amber. Pocket universes
she can deal with; it’s part and parcel of her life. “Give me some
leverage -”
“Risk may attach to this course of action,” warns the ghost.
“I don’t care,” she says irritably. “Just put me there. It’s someone I
know, isn’t it? Send me into her dream, and I’ll wake her up, okay?”
“Understood,” says the ghost. “Prepare yourself.”
Without any warning, Amber is somewhere else. She glances around,
taking in an ornate mosaic floor, whitewashed walls set with open
windows through which stars twinkle faintly in the night sky. Her
clothing has somehow been replaced by sexy lingerie under a nearly
transparent robe, and her hair’s grown longer by about half a meter.
It’s all very disorienting. The walls are stone, and she stands in a
doorway to a room with nothing in it but a bed. Occupied by -
“Shit,” she exclaims. “Who are you?” The young and incredibly,
classically beautiful woman in the bed looks at her vacantly, then
rolls over on her side. She isn’t wearing a stitch, she’s completely
hairless from the ears down, and her languid posture is one of
invitation. “Yes?” Amber asks. “What is it?”
The woman on the bed beckons to her slowly. Amber shakes her head.
“Sorry, that’s just not my scene.” She backs away into the corridor,
unsteady in unaccustomedly high heels. “This is some sort of male
fantasy, isn’t it? And a dumb adolescent one at that.” She looks
around again. In one direction, a corridor heads past more open
doorways, and in the other, it ends with a spiral staircase. Amber
concentrates, trying to tell the universe to take her to the logical
destination, but nothing happens. “Looks like I’m going to have to do
this the hard way. I wish -” she frowns. She was about to wish that
someone else was here, but she can’t remember who. So she takes a deep
breath and heads toward the staircase.
“Up or down?” she asks herself. Up - it seems logical, if you’re going
to have a tower, to sleep up at the top of it. So she climbs the steps
carefully, holding the spiraling rail. I wonder who designed this
space? she wonders, and what role am I supposed to fit into in their
scenario? On second thoughts, the latter question strikes her as
laughable. Wait till I give him an earful …
There’s a plain wooden door at the top of the staircase, with a latch
that isn’t fastened. Amber pauses for a few seconds, nerving herself
to confront a sleeper so wrapped in solipsism that he’s built this
sex-fantasy castle around himself. I hope it isn’t Pierre, she thinks
grimly as she pushes the door inward.
The room is bare and floored in wood. There’s no furniture, just an
open window set high in one wall. A man sits cross-legged and robed,
with his back to her, mumbling quietly to himself and nodding
slightly. Her breath catches as she realizes who it is. Oh shit! Her
eyes widen. Is this what’s been inside his head all along?
“I did not summon you,” Sadeq says calmly, not turning round to look
at her. “Go away, tempter. You aren’t real.”
Amber clears her throat. “Sorry to disappoint you, but you’re wrong,”
she says. “We’ve got an alien monster to catch. Want to come hunting?”
Sadeq stops nodding. He sits up slowly, stretching his spine, then
stands up and turns round. His eyes glint in the moonlight. “That’s
odd.” He undresses her with his gaze. “You look like someone I used to
know. You’ve never done that before.”
“For fuck’s sake!” Amber nearly explodes, but catches herself after a
moment. “What is this, a Solipsists United chapterhouse meeting?”
“I -” Sadeq looks puzzled. “I’m sorry, are you claiming to be real?”
“As real as you are.” Amber reaches out and grabs a hand: He doesn’t
resist as she pulls him toward the doorway.
“You’re the first visitor I’ve ever had.” He sounds shocked.
“Listen, come on.” She tugs him after her, down the spiral staircase
to the floor below. “Do you want to stay here? Really?” She glances
back at him. “What is this place?”
“Hell is a perversion of heaven,” he says slowly, running the fingers
of his free hand through his beard. Abruptly, he reaches out and grabs
her around the waist, then yanks her toward him. “We’ll have to see
how real you are -” Amber, who is not used to this kind of treatment,
responds by stomping on his instep and backhanding him hard.
“You’re real!” he cries, as he falls back against the staircase.
“Forgive me, please! I had to know -”
“Know what?” she snarls. “Lay one finger on me again, and I’ll leave
you here to rot!” She’s already spawning the ghost that will signal
the alien outside to pull her out of this pocket universe: It’s a
serious threat.
“But I had to - wait. You have free will. You just demonstrated that.”
He’s breathing heavily and looking up at her imploringly. “I’m sorry,
I apologize! But I had to know whether you were another zombie. Or
not.”
“A zombie?” She looks round. Another living doll has appeared behind
her, standing in an open doorway wearing a skintight leather suit with
a cutaway crotch. She beckons to Sadeq invitingly. Another body
wearing strategically placed strips of rubber mewls at her feet,
writhing for attention. Amber raises an eyebrow in disgust. “You
thought I was one of those?”
Sadeq nods. “They’ve got cleverer lately. Some of them can talk. I
nearly mistook one for -” He shudders convulsively. “Unclean!”
“Unclean.” Amber looks down at him thoughtfully. “This isn’t really
your personal paradise after all, is it?” After a moment she holds out
a hand to him. “Come on.”
“I’m sorry I thought you were a zombie,” he repeats.
“Under the circumstances, I think I forgive you,” she says. Then the
ghost yanks them both back to the universe outside.
*
More memories converge on the present moment:
The Ring Imperium is a huge cluster of self-replicating robots that
Amber has assembled in low Jupiter orbit, fueled by the mass and
momentum of the small moon J-47 Barney, to provide a launching
platform for the interstellar probe her father’s business partners
are helping her to build. It’s also the seat of her court, the
leading jurisprudential nexus in the outer solar system. Amber is
the Queen, here, arbitrator and ruler. And Sadeq is her judge and
counsel.
A plaintiff Amber only knows as a radar blip thirty light-minutes
away has filed a lawsuit in her court, alleging malfeasance,
heresy, and barratry against a semisentient corporate pyramid
scheme that arrived in Jovian space twelve million seconds ago and
currently seems set on converting every other intelligence in the
region to its peculiar memeset. A whole bundle of multithreaded
countersuits are dragging at her attention, in a counterattack
alleging that the light blip is in violation of copyright, patent,
and trade secrecy laws by discussing the interloper’s intentions.
Right now, Amber isn’t home on the Ring to hear the case in person.
She’s left Sadeq behind to grapple with the balky mechanics of her
legal system - tailor-designed to make corporate litigation a pain
in the ass - while she drags Pierre off on a diplomatic visit to
another Jovian colony, the Nursery Republic. Planted by the
Franklin Trust’s orphanage ship Ernst Sanger, the Nursery has grown
over the past four years into a spindly snowflake three kilometers
across. A slow-growing O’Neil cylinder sprouts from its hub: Most
of the inhabitants of the space station are less than two years
old, precocious additions to the Trust’s borganism.
There’s a piazza, paved with something not unlike rough marble, on
the side of a hill that clings insecurely to the inner edge of a
spinning cup. The sky is a black vastness overhead, wheeling slowly
around a central axis lined up on Jupiter. Amber sprawls in a
wicker chair, her legs stretched out before her and one arm flung
across her forehead. The wreckage of an incredible meal is
scattered across the tables around her. Torpid and full, she
strokes the cat that lies curled in her lap. Pierre is off
somewhere, touring one or another of the prototype ecosystems that
one or another of the borg’s special interest minds is testing.
Amber, for her part, can’t be bothered. She’s just had a great
meal, she doesn’t have any lawsuits to worry about, everything back
home is on the critpath, and quality time like this is so hard to
come by -
“Do you keep in touch with your father?” asks Monica.
“Mmm.” The cat purrs quietly, and Amber strokes its flank. “We
e-mail. Sometimes.”
“I just wondered.” Monica is the local borg den mother, willowy and
brown-eyed and with a deceptively lazy drawl - Yorkshire English
overlaid with Silicon Valley speak. “I hear from him, y’know. From
time to time. Now that Gianni’s retired, he doesn’t have much to do
downwell anymore. So he was talking about coming out here.”
“What? To Perijove?” Amber’s eyes open in alarm: Aineko stops
purring and looks round at Monica accusingly.
“Don’t worry.” Monica sounds vaguely amused: “He wouldn’t cramp
your style, I think.”
“But, out here -” Amber sits up. “Damn,” she says, quietly. “What
got into him?”
“Middle-aged restlessness, my downwell sibs say.” Monica shrugs.
“This time Annette didn’t stop him. But he hasn’t made up his mind
to travel yet.”
“Good. Then he might not -” Amber stops. “The phrase, ‘made up his
mind’, what exactly do you mean?”
Monica’s smile mocks her for a few seconds before the older woman
surrenders. “He’s talking about uploading.”
“Is that embarrassing or what?” asks Ang. Amber glances at her,
mildly annoyed, but Ang isn’t looking her way. So much for friends,
Amber thinks. Being queen of all you survey is a great way of
breaking up peer relationships -
“He won’t do it,” Amber predicts. “Dad’s burned out.”
“He thinks he’ll get it back if he optimizes himself for
re-entrancy.” Monica continues to smile. “I’ve been telling him
it’s just what he needs.”
“I do not want my father bugging me. Or my mother. Or Auntie ‘Nette
and Uncle Gianni. Memo to immigration control: No entry rights for
Manfred Macx or the other named individuals without clearance
through the Queen’s secretary.”
“What did he do to get you so uptight?” asks Monica idly.
Amber sighs, and subsides. “Nothing. It’s not that I’m ungrateful
or anything, but he’s just so extropian, it’s embarrassing. Like,
that was the last century’s apocalypse. Y’know?”
“I think he was a really very forward-looking organic,” Monica,
speaking for the Franklin borg, asserts. Amber looks away. Pierre
would get it, she thinks. Pierre would understand her aversion to
Manfred’s showing up. Pierre, too, wants to carve out his own niche
without parents looking over his shoulders, although for very
different reasons. She focuses on someone male and more or less
mature - Nicky, she thinks, though she hasn’t seen him for a long
time - walking toward the piazza, bare-ass naked and beautifully
tanned.
“Parents. What are they good for?” asks Amber, with all the
truculence of her seventeen years. “Even if they stay neotenous,
they lose flexibility. And there’s that long Paleolithic tradition
of juvenile slavery. Inhuman, I call it.”
“How old were you when it was safe to leave you around the house on
your own?” challenges Monica.
“Three. That’s when I had my first implants.” Amber smiles at the
approaching young Adonis, who smiles back: Yes, it’s Nicky, and he
seems pleased to see her. Life is good, she thinks, idly
considering whether or not to tell Pierre.
“Times change,” remarks Monica. “Don’t write your family off too
soon; there might come a time when you want their company.”
“Huh.” Amber pulls a face at the old borg component. “That’s what
you all say!”
*
As soon as Amber steps onto the grass, she can feel possibilities open
up around her. She has management authority here, and this universe is
big, wide open, not like Sadeq’s existential trap. A twitch of a
sub-process reasserts her self-image, back to short hair and
comfortable clothing. Another twitch brings up a whole load of useful
diagnostics. Amber has a nasty feeling that she’s running in a
compatibility sandbox here - there are signs that her access to the
simulation system’s control interface is very much via proxy - but at
least she’s got it.
“Wow! Back in the real world at last!” She can hardly contain her
excitement, even forgetting to be pissed at Sadeq for thinking she was
just an actor in his Cartesian theatre’s performance of Puritan Hell.
“Look! It’s the DMZ!”
They’re standing on a grassy knoll overlooking a gleaming
Mediterranean city. It snoozes beneath a Mandelbrot-fuzzy not-sun that
hangs at the center of a hyperbolic landscape, which dwindles into a
blue yonder that seems incomprehensibly distant. Circular baby-blue
wells open in the walls of the world at regular intervals, connecting
to other parts of the manifold. “How big is it, ghost? In planetary
simulation-equivalents.”
“This demilitarized zone is an embedded reality, funneling all
transfers between the local star system’s router and the civilization
that built it. It uses on the order of a thousandth of the capacity of
the Matrioshka brain it is part of, although the runaway excursion
currently in force has absorbed most of that. Matrioshka brain, you
are familiar with the concept?” The ghost sounds fussily pedantic.
Sadeq shakes his head. Amber glances at him, askance. “Take all the
planets in a star system and dismantle them,” she explains. “Turn them
into dust - structured nanocomp, powered by heat exchangers, spread in
concentric orbits around the central star. The inner orbitals run
close to the melting point of iron, the outer ones are cold as liquid
nitrogen, and each layer runs off the waste heat of the next shell in.
It’s like a Russian doll made out of Dyson spheres, shell enclosing
shell enclosing shell, but it’s not designed to support human life.
It’s computronium, matter optimized at the atomic level to support
computing, and they’re all running uploads - Dad figured our own solar
system could support, uh, about a hundred billion times as many
inhabitants as Earth. At a conservative estimate. As uploads, living
in simulation space. If you first dismantle all the planets and use
the resulting materials to build a Matrioshka brain.”
“Ah.” Sadeq nods thoughtfully. “Is that your definition, too?” he
asks, glancing up at the glowing point the ghost uses to localize its
presence.
“Substantially,” it says, almost grudgingly.
“Substantially?” Amber glances around. A billion worlds to explore,
she thinks dizzily. And that’s just the firewall? She feels obscurely
cheated: You need to be vaster than human just to count the digits in
the big numbers at play here, but there’s nothing fundamentally
incomprehensible about it. This is the sort of civilization Dad said
she could expect to live in, within her meatbody life expectancy. Dad
and his drinking buddies, singing, “Dismantle the Moon! Melt down
Mars!” in a castle outside Prague as they waited for the results of a
shamelessly gerrymandered election to arrive in the third decade of
the third millennium. The Space and Freedom Party taking over the EU,
and cranking up to escape velocity. But this is supposed to be
kiloparsecs from home, ancient alien civilizations and all that!
Where’s the exotic superscience? What about the neuron stars, strange
matter suns structured for computing at nucleonic, rather than
electronic, speeds? I have a bad feeling about this, she thinks,
spawning a copy of herself to set up a private channel to Sadeq. It’s
not advanced enough. Do you suppose these guys could be like the
Wunch? Parasites or barbarians hitching a ride in the machine?
You believe it’s lying to us? Sadeq sends back.
“Hmm.” Amber sets off downslope toward the piazza below, at the heart
of the fake town. “It looks a bit too human to me.”
“Human,” echoes Sadeq, a curious wistfulness in his voice. “Did you
not say humans are extinct?”
“Your species is obsolete,” the ghost comments smugly.
“Inappropriately adapted to artificial realities. Poorly optimized
circuitry, excessively complex low-bandwidth sensors, messily global
variables -”
“Yeah, yeah, I get the picture,” says Amber, turning her attention to
the town. “So why do you think we can deal with this alien god you’ve
got a problem with?”
“It asked for you,” says the ghost, narrowing from an ellipse to a
line, then shrinking to a dimensionless point of brilliance. “And now
it’s coming. We-I not willing to risk exposure. Call us-me when you
have slain the dragon. Goodbye.”
“Oh shit -” Amber spins round. But she and Sadeq are alone beneath the
hot sunlight from above. The piazza, like the one in the Nursery
Republic, is charmingly rustic - but there’s nobody home, nothing but
ornate cast-iron furniture basking beneath the noon-bright sun, a
table with a parasol over it, and something furry lying sprawled in a
patch of sunlight beside it.
“We appear to be alone for now,” says Sadeq. He smiles crookedly, then
nods at the table. “Maybe we should wait for our host to arrive?”
“Our host.” Amber peers around. “The ghost is kind of frightened of
this alien. I wonder why?”
“It asked for us.” Sadeq heads toward the table, pulls out a chair,
and sits down carefully. “That could be very good news - or very bad.”
“Hmm.” Amber finishes her survey, sees no sign of life. For lack of
any better ideas, she ambles over to the table and sits down on the
other side of it from Sadeq. He looks slightly nervous beneath her
inspection, but maybe it’s just embarrassment about having seen her in
her underwear. If I had an afterlife like that, I’d be embarrassed
about it, too, Amber thinks to herself.
“Hey, you nearly tripped over -” Sadeq freezes, peering at something
close to Amber’s left foot. He looks puzzled for a moment, then smiles
broadly. “What are you doing here?” he asks her blind spot.
“What are you talking to?” she asks, startled.
He’s talking to me, dummy, says something tantalizingly familiar from
her blind spot. So the fuckwits are trying to use you to dislodge me,
hmm? That’s not exactly clever.
“Who -” Amber squints at the flagstone, spawns a bunch of ghosts who
tear hurriedly at her reality modification ackles. Nothing seems to
shift the blindness. “Are you the alien?”
“What else could I be?” the blind spot asks with heavy irony. “No, I’m
your father’s pet cat. Listen, do you want to get out of here?”
“Uh.” Amber rubs her eyes. “I can’t see you, whatever you are,” she
says politely. “Do I know you?” She’s got a strange sense that she
does know the blind spot, that it’s really important, and she’s
missing something intimate to her own sense of identity, but what it
might be she can’t tell.
“Yeah, kid.” There’s a note of world-weary amusement in the not-voice
coming from the hazy patch on the ground. “They’ve hacked you but
good, both of you. Let me in, and I’ll fix it.”
“No!” Exclaims Amber, a second ahead of Sadeq, who looks at her oddly.
“Are you really an invader?”
The blind spot sighs. “I’m as much an invader as you are, remember? I
came here with you. Difference is, I’m not going to let some stupid
corporate ghost use me as fungible currency.”
“Fungible -” Sadeq stops. “I remember you,” he says slowly, with an
expression of absolute, utter surprise on his face. “What do you
mean?”
The blind spot yawns, baring sharp ivory fangs. Amber shakes her head,
dismissing the momentary hallucination. “Lemme guess. You woke up in a
room, and this alien ghost tells you the human species is extinct and
asks you to do a number on me. Is that right?”
Amber nods, as an icy finger of fear trails up and down her spine. “Is
it lying?” she asks.
“Damn right.” The blind spot is smiling, now, and the smile on the
void won’t go away - she can see the smile, just not the body it’s
attached to. “My reckoning is, we’re about sixteen light-years from
Earth. The Wunch came through here, stripped the dump, then took off
for parts unknown; it’s a trashhole, you wouldn’t believe it. The main
life-form is an incredibly ornate corporate ecosphere, legal
instruments breeding and replicating. They mug passing sapients and
use them as currency.”
There’s a triangular, pointy head behind the smile, slit eyes and
sharp ears, a predatory, intelligent-looking but infinitely alien
face. Amber can see it out of the corners of her eyes when she looks
around the piazza. “You mean we, uh, they grabbed us when we appeared,
and they’ve mangled my memories -” Amber suddenly finds it incredibly
difficult to concentrate, but if she focuses on the smile, she can
almost see the body behind it, hunched like a furry chicken, tail
wrapped neatly around its front paws.
“Yeah. Except they didn’t bargain on meeting something like me.” The
smile is infinitely wide, a Cheshire-cat grin on front of an
orange-and-brown stripy body that shimmers in front of Amber’s gaze
like a hallucination. “Your mother’s cracking tools are
self-extending, Amber. Do you remember Hong Kong?”
“Hong -”
There is a moment of painless pressure, then Amber feels huge
invisible barriers sliding away on all sides. She looks around, for
the first time seeing the piazza as it really is, half the crew of the
Field Circus waiting nervously around her, the grinning cat crouched
on the floor at her feet, the enormous walls of recomplicating data
that fence their little town off from the gaping holes - interfaces to
the other routers in the network.
“Welcome back,” Pierre says gravely, as Amber gives a squeak of
surprise and leans forward to pick up her cat. “Now you’re out from
under, how about we start trying to figure out how to get home?”
*
Welcome to decade the sixth, millennium three. These old datelines
don’t mean so much anymore, for while some billions of fleshbody
humans are still infected with viral memes, the significance of
theocentric dating has been dealt a body blow. This may be the
fifties, but what that means to you depends on how fast your
reality rate runs. The various upload clades exploding across the
reaches of the solar system vary by several orders of magnitude -
some are barely out of 2049, while others are exploring the
subjective thousandth millennium.
While the Field Circus floats in orbit around an alien router
(itself orbiting the brown dwarf Hyundai +4904/[-56]), while Amber
and her crew are trapped on the far side of a wormhole linking the
router to a network of incomprehensibly vast alien mindscapes -
while all this is going on, the damnfool human species has finally
succeeded in making itself obsolete. The proximate cause of its
displacement from the pinnacle of creation (or the pinnacle of
teleological self-congratulation, depending on your stance on
evolutionary biology) is an attack of self-aware corporations. The
phrase “smart money” has taken on a whole new meaning, for the
collision between international business law and neurocomputing
technology has given rise to a whole new family of species -
fast-moving corporate carnivores in the Net. The planet Mercury has
been broken up by a consortium of energy brokers, and Venus is an
expanding debris cloud, energized to a violent glare by the trapped
and channeled solar output. A million billion fist-sized computing
caltrops, backsides glowing dull red with the efflux from their
thinking, orbit the sun at various inclinations no farther out than
Mercury used to be.
Billions of fleshbody humans refuse to have anything to do with the
blasphemous new realities. Many of their leaders denounce the
uploads and AIs as soulless machines. Many more are timid,
harboring self-preservation memes that amplify a previously healthy
aversion to having one’s brain peeled like an onion by mind-mapping
robots into an all-pervading neurosis. Sales of electrified
tinfoil-lined hats are at an all-time high. Still, hundreds of
millions have already traded their meat puppets for mind machines,
and they breed fast. In another few years, the fleshbody populace
will be an absolute minority of the posthuman clade. Sometime
later, there will probably be a war. The dwellers in the
thoughtcloud are hungry for dumb matter to convert, and the
fleshbodies make notoriously poor use of the collection of silicon
and rare elements that pool at the bottom of the gravity well that
is Earth.
Energy and thought are driving a phase-change in the condensed
matter substance of the solar system. The MIPS per kilogram metric
is on the steep upward leg of a sigmoid curve - dumb matter is
coming to life as the mind children restructure everything with
voracious nanomechanical servants. The thoughtcloud forming in
orbit around the sun will ultimately be the graveyard of a
biological ecology, another marker in space visible to the
telescopes of any new iron-age species with the insight to
understand what they’re seeing: the death throes of dumb matter,
the birth of a habitable reality vaster than a galaxy and far
speedier. Death throes that, within a few centuries, will mean the
extinction of biological life within a light-year or so of that
star - for the majestic Matrioshka brains, though they are the
pinnacles of sentient civilization, are intrinsically hostile
environments for fleshy life.
*
Pierre, Donna-the-all-seeing-eye, and Su Ang fill Amber in on what
they’ve discovered about the bazaar - as they call the space the ghost
referred to as the demilitarized zone - over ice-cold margaritas and a
very good simulation of a sociable joint. Some of them have been on
the loose in here for subjective years. There’s a lot of information
to absorb.
“The physical layer is half a light-hour in diameter, four hundred
times as massive as Earth,” Pierre explains. “Not solid, of course -
the largest component is about the size my fist used to be.” Amber
squints, trying to remember how big that was - scale factors are hard
to remember accurately. “I met this old chatbot that said it’s
outlived its original star, but I’m not sure it’s running with a full
deck. Anyway, if it’s telling the truth, we’re a third of a light year
out from a closely coupled binary system - they use orbital lasers the
size of Jupiter to power it without getting too close to all those
icky gravity wells.”
Amber is intimidated, despite her better judgment, because this
bizarre bazaar is several hundred billion times as big as the totality
of human presingularity civilization. She tries not to show it in
front of the others, but she’s worried that getting home may be
impossible - requiring enterprise beyond the economic event horizon,
as realistic a proposition as a dime debuting as a dollar bill. Still,
she’s got to at least try. Just knowing about the existence of the
bazaar will change so many things …
“How much money can we lay our hands on?” She asks. “What is money
hereabouts, anyway? Assuming they’ve got a scarcity-mediated economy.
Bandwidth, maybe?”
“Ah, well.” Pierre looks at her oddly. “That’s the problem. Didn’t the
ghost tell you?”
“Tell me?” Amber raises an eyebrow. “Yeah, but it hasn’t exactly
proven to be a reliable guide to anything, has it?”
“Tell her,” Su Ang says quietly. She looks away, embarrassed by
something.
“They’ve got a scarcity economy all right,” says Pierre. “Bandwidth is
the limited resource, that and matter. This whole civilization is tied
together locally because if you move too far away, well, it takes ages
to catch up on the gossip. Matrioshka brain intelligences are much
more likely to stay at home than anybody realized, even though they
chat on the phone a lot. And they use things that come from other
cognitive universes as, well, currency. We came in through the coin
slot, is it any wonder we ended up in the bank?”
“That’s so deeply wrong that I don’t know where to begin,” Amber
grumbles. “How did they get into this mess?”
“Don’t ask me.” Pierre shrugs. “I have the distinct feeling that
anyone or anything we meet in this place won’t have any more of a clue
than we do - whoever or whatever built this brain, there ain’t nobody
home anymore except the self-propelled corporations and hitchhikers
like the Wunch. We’re in the dark, just like they were.”
“Huh. You mean they built something like this, then they went extinct?
That sounds so dumb …”
Su Ang sighs. “They got too big and complex to go traveling once they
built themselves a bigger house to live in. Extinction tends to be
what happens to overspecialized organisms that are stuck in one
environmental niche for too long. If you posit a singularity, then
maximization of local computing resources - like this - as the usual
end state for tool users, is it any wonder none of them ever came
calling on us?”
Amber focuses on the table in front of her, rests the heel of her palm
on the cool metal, and tries to remember how to fork a second copy of
her state vector. A moment later, her ghost obligingly fucks with the
physics model of the table. Iron gives way like rubber beneath her
fingertips, a pleasant elasticity. “Okay, we have some control over
the universe, at least that’s something to work with. Have any of you
tried any self-modification?”
“That’s dangerous,” Pierre says emphatically. “The more of us the
better before we start doing that stuff. And we need some firewalling
of our own.”
“How deep does reality go, here?” asks Sadeq. It’s almost the first
question he’s asked of his own volition, and Amber takes it as a
positive sign that he’s finally coming out of his shell.
“Oh, the Planck length is about a hundredth of a millimeter in this
world. Too small to see, comfortably large for the simulation engines
to handle. Not like real space-time.”
“Well, then.” Sadeq pauses. “They can zoom their reality if they need
to?”
“Yeah, fractals work in here.” Pierre nods. “I didn’t -”
“This place is a trap,” Su Ang says emphatically.
“No it isn’t,” Pierre replies, nettled.
“What do you mean, a trap?” asks Amber.
“We’ve been here a while,” says Ang. She glances at Aineko, who
sprawls on the flagstones, snoozing or whatever it is that weakly
superhuman AIs do when they’re emulating a sleeping cat. “After your
cat broke us out of bondage, we had a look around. There are things
out there that -” She shivers. “Humans can’t survive in most of the
simulation spaces here. Universes with physics models that don’t
support our kind of neural computing. You could migrate there, but
you’d need to be ported to a whole new type of logic - by the time you
did that, would you still be you? Still, there are enough entities
roughly as complex as we are to prove that the builders aren’t here
anymore. Just lesser sapients, rooting through the wreckage. Worms and
parasites squirming through the body after nightfall on the
battlefield.”
“I ran into the Wunch,” Donna volunteers helpfully. “The first couple
of times they ate my ghost, but eventually I figured out how to talk
to them.”
“And there’s other aliens, too,” Su Ang adds gloomily. “Just nobody
you’d want to meet on a dark night.”
“So there’s no hope of making contact,” Amber summarizes. “At least,
not with anything transcendent and well-intentioned toward visiting
humans.”
“That’s probably right,” Pierre concedes. He doesn’t sound happy about
it.
“So we’re stuck in a pocket universe with limited bandwidth to home
and a bunch of crazy slum dwellers who’ve moved into the abandoned and
decaying mansion and want to use us for currency. ‘Jesus saves, and
redeems souls for valuable gifts.’ Yeah?”
“Yeah.” Su Ang looks depressed.
“Well.” Amber glances at Sadeq speculatively. Sadeq is staring into
the distance, at the crazy infinite sunspot that limns the square with
shadows. “Hey, god-man. Got a question for you.”
“Yes?” Sadeq looks at her, a slightly dazed expression on his face.
“I’m sorry, I am just feeling the jaws of a larger trap around my
throat -”
“Don’t be.” Amber grins, and it is not a pleasant expression. “Have
you ever been to Brooklyn?”
“No, why -”
“Because you’re going to help me sell these lying bastards a bridge.
Okay? And when we’ve sold it we’re going to use the money to pay the
purchasing fools to drive us across, so we can go home. Listen, this
is what I’m planning …”
*
“I can do this, I think,” Sadeq says, moodily examining the Klein
bottle on the table. The bottle is half-empty, its fluid contents
invisible around the corner of the fourth-dimensional store. “I spent
long enough alone in there to -” He shivers.
“I don’t want you damaging yourself,” Amber says, calmly enough,
because she has an ominous feeling that their survival in this place
has an expiry date attached.
“Oh, never fear.” Sadeq grins lopsidedly. “One pocket hell is much
like another.”
“Do you understand why -”
“Yes, yes,” he says dismissively. “We can’t send copies of ourselves
into it, that would be an abomination. It needs to be unpopulated,
yes?”
“Well, the idea is to get us home, not leave thousands of copies of
ourselves trapped in a pocket universe here. Isn’t that it?” Su Ang
asks hesitantly. She’s looking distracted, most of her attention
focused on absorbing the experiences of a dozen ghosts she’s spun off
to attend to perimeter security.
“Who are we selling this to?” asks Sadeq. “If you want me to make it
attractive -”
“It doesn’t need to be a complete replica of the Earth. It just has to
be a convincing advertisement for a presingularity civilization full
of humans. You’ve got two-and-seventy zombies to dissect for their
brains; bolt together a bunch of variables you can apply to them, and
you can permutate them to look a bit more varied.”
Amber turns her attention to the snoozing cat. “Hey, furball. How long
have we been here really, in real time? Can you grab Sadeq some more
resources for his personal paradise garden?”
Aineko stretches and yawns, totally feline, then looks up at Amber
with narrowed eyes and raised tail. “‘Bout eighteen minutes,
wall-clock time.” The cat stretches again and sits, front paws drawn
together primly, tail curled around them. “The ghosts are pushing, you
know? I don’t think I can sustain this for too much longer. They’re
not good at hacking people, but I think it won’t be too long before
they instantiate a new copy of you, one that’ll be predisposed to
their side.”
“I don’t get why they didn’t assimilate you along with the rest of
us.”
“Blame your mother again - she’s the one who kept updating the digital
rights management code on my personality. ‘Illegal consciousness is
copyright theft’ sucks until an alien tries to rewire your hindbrain
with a debugger; then it’s a lifesaver.” Aineko glances down and
begins washing one paw. “I can give your mullah-man about six days,
subjective time. After that, all bets are off.”
“I will take it, then.” Sadeq stands. “Thank you.” He smiles at the
cat, a smile that fades to translucency, hanging in the simulated air
like an echo as the priest returns to his tower - this time with a
blueprint and a plan in mind.
“That leaves just us.” Su Ang glances at Pierre, back to Amber. “Who
are you going to sell this crazy scheme to?”
Amber leans back and smiles. Behind her, Donna - her avatar an archaic
movie camera suspended below a model helicopter - is filming
everything for posterity. She nods lazily at the reporter. “She’s the
one who gave me the idea. Who do we know who’s dumb enough to buy into
a scam like this?”
Pierre looks at her suspiciously. “I think we’ve been here before,” he
says slowly. “You aren’t going to make me kill anyone, are you?”
“I don’t think that’ll be necessary, unless the corporate ghosts think
we’re going to get away from them and are greedy enough to want to
kill us.”
“You see, she learned from last time,” Ang comments, and Amber nods.
“No more misunderstandings, right?” She beams at Amber.
Amber beams back at her. “Right. And that’s why you -” she points at
Pierre - “are going to go find out if any relics of the Wunch are
hanging about here. I want you to make them an offer they won’t
refuse.”
*
“How much for just the civilization?” asks the Slug.
Pierre looks down at it thoughtfully. It’s not really a terrestrial
mollusk: Slugs on Earth aren’t two meters long and don’t have lacy
white exoskeletons to hold their chocolate-colored flesh in shape. But
then, it isn’t really the alien it appears to be. It’s a defaulting
corporate instrument that has disguised itself as a long-extinct alien
upload, in the hope that its creditors won’t recognize it if it looks
like a randomly evolved sentient. One of the stranded members of
Amber’s expedition made contact with it a couple of subjective years
ago, while exploring the ruined city at the center of the firewall.
Now Pierre’s here because it seems to be one of their most promising
leads. Emphasis on the word promising - because it promises much, but
there is some question over whether it can indeed deliver.
“The civilization isn’t for sale,” Pierre says slowly. The translation
interface shimmers, storing up his words and transforming them into a
different deep grammar, not merely translating his syntax but mapping
equivalent meanings where necessary. “But we can give you privileged
observer status if that’s what you want. And we know what you are. If
you’re interested in finding a new exchange to be traded on, your
existing intellectual property assets will be worth rather more there
than here.”
The rogue corporation rears up slightly and bunches into a fatter
lump. Its skin blushes red in patches. “Must think about this. Is your
mandatory accounting time cycle fixed or variable term? Are self-owned
corporate entities able to enter contracts?”
“I could ask my patron,” Pierre says casually. He suppresses a stab of
angst. He’s still not sure where he and Amber stand, but theirs is far
more than just a business relationship, and he worries about the risks
she’s taking. “My patron has a jurisdiction within which she can
modify corporate law to accommodate your requirements. Your activities
on a wider scale might require shell companies -” the latter concept
echoes back in translation to him as host organisms - “but that can be
taken care of.”
The translation membrane wibbles for a while, apparently reformulating
some more abstract concepts in a manner that the corporation can
absorb. Pierre is reasonably confident that it’ll take the offer,
however. When it first met them, it boasted about its control over
router hardware at the lowest levels. But it also bitched and moaned
about the firewall protocols that were blocking it from leaving
(before rather rudely trying to eat its conversationalist). He waits
patiently, looking around at the swampy landscape, mudflats punctuated
by clumps of spiky violet ferns. The corporation has to be desperate,
to be thinking of the bizarre proposition Amber has dreamed up for him
to pitch to it.
“Sounds interesting,” the Slug declares after a brief confirmatory
debate with the membrane. “If I supply a suitable genome, can you
customize a container for it?”
“I believe so,” Pierre says carefully. “For your part, can you deliver
the energy we need?”
“From a gate?” For a moment the translation membrane hallucinates a
stick-human, shrugging. “Easy. Gates are all entangled: Dump coherent
radiation in at one, get it out at another. Just get me out of this
firewall first.”
“But the lightspeed lag -”
“No problem. You go first, then a dumb instrument I leave behind buys
up power and sends it after. Router network is synchronous, within
framework of state machines that run Universe 1.0; messages propagate
at same speed, speed of light in vacuum, except use wormholes to
shorten distances between nodes. Whole point of the network is that it
is nonlossy. Who would trust their mind to a communications channel
that might partially randomize them in transit?”
Pierre goes cross-eyed, trying to understand the implications of the
Slug’s cosmology. But there isn’t really time, here and now: They’ve
got on the order of a minute of wall-clock time left to get everything
sorted out, if Aineko is right. One minute to go before the angry
ghosts start trying to break into the DMZ by other means. “If you are
willing to try this, we’d be happy to accommodate you,” he says,
thinking of crossed fingers and rabbits’ feet and firewalls.
“It’s a deal,” the membrane translates the Slug’s response back at
him. “Now we exchange shares/plasmids/ownership? Then merger
complete?”
Pierre stares at the Slug: “But this is a business arrangement!” he
protests. “What’s sex got to do with it?”
“Apologies offered. I am thinking we have a translation error. You
said this was to be a merging of businesses?”
“Not that way. It’s a contract. We agree to take you with us. In
return, you help lure the Wunch into the domain we’re setting up for
them and configure the router at the other end …”
And so on.
*
Steeling herself, Amber recalls the address the ghost gave her for
Sadeq’s afterlife universe. In her own subjective time it’s been about
half an hour since he left. “Coming?” she asks her cat.
“Don’t think I will,” says Aineko. It looks away, blissfully
unconcerned.
“Bah.” Amber tenses, then opens the port to Sadeq’s pocket universe.
As usual she finds herself indoors, standing on an ornate mosaic floor
in a room with whitewashed walls and peaked windows. But there’s
something different about it, and after a moment, she realizes what it
is. The sound of vehicle traffic from outside, the cooing of pigeons
on the rooftops, someone shouting across the street: There are people
here.
She walks over to the nearest window and looks out, then recoils. It’s
hot outside. Dust and fumes hang in air the color of cement over
rough-finished concrete apartment buildings, their roofs covered in
satellite uplinks and cheap, garish LED advertising panels. Looking
down she sees motor scooters, cars - filthy, fossil-fueled behemoths,
a tonne of steel and explosives in motion to carry only one human, a
mass ratio worse than an archaic ICBM - brightly dressed people
walking to and fro. A news helicam buzzes overhead, lenses darting and
glinting at the traffic.
“Just like home, isn’t it?” says Sadeq, behind her.
Amber starts. “This is where you grew up? This is Yazd?”
“It doesn’t exist anymore, in real space.” Sadeq looks thoughtful, but
far more animated than the barely conscious parody of himself that
she’d rescued from this building - back when it was a mediaeval vision
of the afterlife - scant subjective hours ago. He cracks a smile:
“Probably a good thing. We were dismantling it even while we were
preparing to leave, you know?”
“It’s detailed.” Amber throws her eyes at the scene out the window,
multiplexes them, and tells them to send little virtual ghosts dancing
through the streets of the Iranian industrial ‘burb. Overhead, big
Airbuses ply the skyways, bearing pilgrims on the hajj, tourists to
the coastal resorts on the Persian Gulf, produce to the foreign
markets.
“It’s the best time I could recall,” Sadeq says. “I didn’t spend many
days here then - I was in Qom, studying, and Kazakhstan, for cosmonaut
training - but it’s meant to be the early twenties. After the
troubles, after the fall of the guardians; a young, energetic, liberal
country full of optimism and faith in democracy. Values that weren’t
doing well elsewhere.”
“I thought democracy was a new thing there?”
“No.” Sadeq shakes his head. “There were prodemocracy riots in Tehran
in the nineteenth century, did you know that? That’s why the first
revolution - no.” He makes a cutting gesture. “Politics and faith are
a combustible combination.” He frowns. “But look. Is this what you
wanted?”
Amber recalls her scattered eyes - some of which have flown as much as
a thousand kilometers from her locus - and concentrates on
reintegrating their visions of Sadeq’s re-creation. “It looks
convincing. But not too convincing.”
“That was the idea.”
“Well, then.” She smiles. “Is it just Iran? Or did you take any
liberties around the edges?”
“Who, me?” He raises an eyebrow. “I have enough doubts about the
morality of this - project - without trying to trespass on Allah’s
territory, peace be unto him. I promise you, there are no sapients in
this world but us. The people are the hollow shells of my dreaming,
storefront dummies. The animals are crude bitmaps. This is what you
asked for, and no more.”
“Well, then.” Amber pauses. She recalls the expression on the
dirt-smudged face of a little boy, bouncing a ball at his companions
by the boarded-up front of a gas station on a desert road; remembers
the animated chatter of two synthetic housewives, one in traditional
black and the other in some imported Eurotrash fashion. “Are you sure
they aren’t real?” she asks.
“Quite sure.” But for a moment, she sees Sadeq looking uncertain.
“Shall we go? Do you have the occupiers ready to move in yet?”
“Yes to the first, and Pierre’s working on the second. Come on, we
don’t want to get trampled by the squatters.” She waves and opens a
door back onto the piazza where her robot cat - the alien’s nightmare
intruder in the DMZ - sleeps, chasing superintelligent dream mice
through multidimensional realities. “Sometimes I wonder if I’m
conscious. Thinking these thoughts gives me the creeps. Let’s go and
sell some aliens a bridge in Brooklyn.”
*
Amber confronts the mendacious ghost in the windowless room stolen
from 2001.
“You have confined the monster,” the ghost states.
“Yes.” Amber waits for a subjective moment, feeling delicate fronds
tickle at the edges of her awareness in what seems to be a timing
channel attack. She feels a momentary urge to sneeze, and a hot flash
of anger that passes almost immediately.
“And you have modified yourself to lock out external control,” the
ghost adds. “What is it that you want, Autonome Amber?”
“Don’t you have any concept of individuality?” she asks, annoyed by
its presumption at meddling with her internal states.
“Individuality is an unnecessary barrier to information transfer,”
says the ghost, morphing into its original form, a translucent
reflection of her own body. “It reduces the efficiency of a capitalist
economy. A large block of the DMZ is still inaccessible to we-me. Are
you sure you have defeated the monster?”
“It’ll do as I say,” Amber replies, forcing herself to sound more
confident than she feels - sometimes that damned transhuman cyborg cat
is no more predictable than a real feline. “Now, the matter of payment
arises.”
“Payment.” The ghost sounds amused. But Pierre’s filled her in on what
to look for, and Amber can now see the translation membranes around
it. Their color shift maps to a huge semantic distance; the creature
on the other side, even though it looks like a ghost-image of herself,
is very far from human. “How can we-us be expected to pay our own
money for rendering services to us?”
Amber smiles. “We want an open channel back to the router we arrived
through.”
“Impossible,” says the ghost.
“We want an open channel, and for it to stay open for six hundred
million seconds after we clear it.”
“Impossible,” the ghost repeats.
“We can trade you a whole civilization,” Amber says blandly. “A whole
human nation, millions of individuals. Just let us go, and we’ll see
to it.”
“You - please wait.” The ghost shimmers slightly, fuzzing at the
edges.
Amber opens a private channel to Pierre while the ghost confers with
its other nodes. Are the Wunch in place yet? she sends.
They’re moving in. This bunch don’t remember what happened on the
Field Circus, memories of those events never made it back to them. So
the Slug’s got them to cooperate. It’s kinda scary to watch - like the
Invasion of the Body Snatchers, you know?
I don’t care if it’s scary to watch, Amber replies, I need to know if
we’re ready yet.
Sadeq says yes, the universe is ready.
Right, pack yourself down. We’ll be moving soon.
The ghost is firming up in front of her. “A whole civilization?” it
asks. “That is not possible. Your arrival -” It pauses, fuzzing a
little. Hah, Gotcha! thinks Amber. Liar, liar, pants on fire! “You
cannot possibly have found a human civilization in the archives?”
“The monster you complain about that came through with us is a
predator,” she asserts blandly. “It swallowed an entire nation before
we heroically attracted its attention and induced it to follow us into
the router. It’s an archivore - everything was inside it, still frozen
until we expanded it again. This civilization will already have been
restored from hot shadows in our own solar system: There is nothing to
gain by taking it home with us. But we need to return to ensure that
no more predators of this type discover the router - or the
high-bandwidth hub we linked to it.”
“You are sure you have killed this monster?” asks the ghost. “It would
be inconvenient if it were to emerge from hiding in its digest
archives.”
“I can guarantee it won’t trouble you again if you let us go,” says
Amber, mentally crossing her fingers. The ghost doesn’t seem to have
noticed the huge wedge of fractally compressed data that bloats her
personal scope by an order of magnitude. She can still feel Aineko’s
goodbye smile inside her head, an echo of ivory teeth trusting her to
revive it if the escape plan succeeds.
“We-us agree.” The ghost twists weirdly, morphs into a
five-dimensional hypersphere. It bubbles violently for a moment, then
spits out a smaller token - a warped distortion in the air, like a
gravityless black hole. “Here is your passage. Show us the
civilization.”
“Okay ” - Now! - “catch.” Amber twitches an imaginary muscle, and one
wall of the room dissolves, forming a doorway into Sadeq’s existential
hell, now redecorated as a fair facsimile of a twenty-first-century
industrial city in Iran, and populated by a Wunch of parasites who
can’t believe what they’ve lucked into - an entire continent of
zombies waiting to host their flesh-hungry consciousness.
The ghost drifts toward the open window. Amber grabs the hole and
yanks it open, gets a grip on her own thoughts, and sends Open wide!
on the channel everybody is listening in on. For a moment time stands
still, and then -
*
A synthetic gemstone the size of a Coke can falls through the cold
vacuum, in high orbit around a brown dwarf. But the vacuum is anything
but dark. A sapphire glare as bright as the noonday sun on Mars shines
on the crazy diamond, billowing and cascading off sails as fine as
soap bubbles that slowly drift and tense away from the can. The
runaway Slug-corporation’s proxy has hacked the router’s firmware, and
the open wormhole gate that feeds power to it is shining with the
brilliance of a nuclear fireball, laser light channeled from a star
many light-years away to power the Field Circus on its return trip to
the once-human solar system.
Amber has retreated, with Pierre, into a simulation of her home aboard
the Ring Imperium. One wall of her bedroom is a solid slab of diamond,
looking out across the boiling Jovian ionosphere from an orbit low
enough to make the horizon appear flat. They’re curled together in her
bed, a slightly more comfortable copy of the royal bed of King Henry
VIII of England. It appears to be carved from thousand-year-old oak
beams. As with so much else about the Ring Imperium, appearances are
deceptive; and this is even more true of the cramped simulation spaces
aboard the Field Circus, as it limps toward a tenth the speed of
light, the highest velocity it’s likely to achieve on a fraction of
its original sail area.
“Let me get this straight. You convinced. The locals. That a
simulation of Iran, with zombie bodies that had been taken over by
members of the Wunch. Was a human civilization?”
“Yeah.” Amber stretches lazily and smirks at him. “It’s their damn
fault; if the corporate collective entities didn’t use conscious
viewpoints as money, they wouldn’t have fallen for a trick like that,
would they?”
“People. Money.”
“Well.” She yawns, then sits up and snaps her finger imperiously:
Down-stuffed pillows appear behind her back, and a silver salver
bearing two full glasses of wine materializes between them.
“Corporations are life-forms back home, too, aren’t they? And we trade
them. We give our AIs corporations to make them legal entities, but
the analogy goes deeper. Look at any company headquarters, fitted out
with works of art and expensive furniture and staff bowing and
scraping everywhere -”
” - They’re the new aristocracy. Right?”
“Wrong. When they take over, what you get is more like the new
biosphere. Hell, the new primordial soup: prokaryotes, bacteria, and
algae, mindlessly swarming, trading money for plasmids.” The Queen
passes her consort a wineglass. When he drinks from it, it refills
miraculously. “Basically, sufficiently complex resource-allocation
algorithms reallocate scarce resources … and if you don’t jump to
get out of their way, they’ll reallocate you. I think that’s what
happened inside the Matrioshka brain we ended up in: Judging by the
Slug it happens elsewhere, too. You’ve got to wonder where the
builders of that structure came from. And where they went. And whether
they realized that the destiny of intelligent tool-using life was to
be a stepping-stone in the evolution of corporate instruments.”
“Maybe they tried to dismantle the companies before the companies
spent them.” Pierre looks worried. “Running up a national debt,
importing luxurious viewpoint extensions, munching exotic dreams. Once
they plugged into the Net, a primitive Matrioshka civilization would
be like, um.” He pauses. “Tribal. A primitive postsingularity
civilization meeting the galactic net for the first time. Overawed.
Wanting all the luxuries. Spending their capital, their human - or
alien - capital, the meme machines that built them. Until there’s
nothing left but a howling wilderness of corporate mechanisms looking
for someone to own.”
“Speculation.”
“Idle speculation,” he agrees.
“But we can’t ignore it.” She nods. “Maybe some early corporate
predator built the machines that spread the wormholes around brown
dwarfs and ran the router network on top of them in an attempt to make
money fast. By not putting them in the actual planetary systems likely
to host tool-using life, they’d ensure that only near-singularity
civilizations would stumble over them. Civilizations that had gone too
far to be easy prey probably wouldn’t send a ship out to look … so
the network would ensure a steady stream of yokels new to the big city
to fleece. Only they set the mechanism in motion billions of years ago
and went extinct, leaving the network to propagate, and now there’s
nothing out there but burned-out Matrioshka civilizations and howling
parasites like the angry ghosts and the Wunch. And victims like us.”
She shudders and changes the subject: “Speaking of aliens, is the Slug
happy?”
“Last time I checked on him, yeah.” Pierre blows on his wineglass and
it dissolves into a million splinters of light. He looks dubious at
the mention of the rogue corporate instrument they’re taking with
them. “I don’t trust him out in the unrestricted simspaces yet, but
he delivered on the fine control for the router’s laser. I just hope
you don’t ever have to actually use him, if you follow my drift. I’m a
bit worried that Aineko is spending so much time in there.”
“So that’s where she is? I’d been worrying.”
“Cats never come when you call them, do they?”
“There is that,” she agrees. Then, with a worried glance at the vision
of Jupiter’s cloudscape: “I wonder what we’ll find when we get there?”
Outside the window, the imaginary Jovian terminator is sweeping toward
them with eerie rapidity, sucking them toward an uncertain nightfall.